Naryamyim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ruthless ferret.

Naryamyim created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Naryamyim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Naryamyim, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Naryamyim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Naryamyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Naryamyim loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Naryamyim's priests.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not leap in public.