Naryamyim is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, ruthless
ferret.
Naryamyim created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Naryamyim, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Naryamyim, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Naryamyim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Naryamyim's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick sheep.
2. Naryamyim loves tortoises, so they must be respected.
3. Always obey Naryamyim's priests.
4. Never hurt mites.
5. Do not leap in public.