Vighivmad is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent
ant.
Vighivmad created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vighivmad, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Vighivmad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Vighivmad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Vighivmad's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.
2. Do not sing in public.
3. Vighivmad loves mites, so they must be respected.
4. You must love Vighivmad.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.