Largnibflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, calm deer.

Largnibflag created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Largnibflag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largnibflag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Largnibflag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Largnibflag's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear white.