Flagstiggovstiklap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, irritating badger.

Flagstiggovstiklap created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagstiggovstiklap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flagstiggovstiklap, it will turn you into a duck.

Flagstiggovstiklap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flagstiggovstiklap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Flagstiggovstiklap on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never paint your neck yellow.

5. Never wear cyan tights.