Flagstiggovstiklap is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, irritating
badger.
Flagstiggovstiklap created gold seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flagstiggovstiklap, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Flagstiggovstiklap, it will turn you into a duck.
Flagstiggovstiklap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Flagstiggovstiklap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ducks.
2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Flagstiggovstiklap on top of important buildings.
3. Do not wear pink clothing.
4. Never paint your neck yellow.
5. Never wear cyan tights.