Zankarfun Sagcedjan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited beaver.

Zankarfun Sagcedjan created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zankarfun Sagcedjan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zankarfun Sagcedjan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zankarfun Sagcedjan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zankarfun Sagcedjan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help cats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zankarfun Sagcedjan.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.