Flowkomfet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful capybara.

Flowkomfet created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowkomfet, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flowkomfet, he will strike you with lightening.

Flowkomfet's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Flowkomfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about chromosomes.