Flowkomfet is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful
capybara.
Flowkomfet created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowkomfet, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Flowkomfet, he will strike you with lightening.
Flowkomfet's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Flowkomfet's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.
3. Always wear orange.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never think about chromosomes.