Quimstikhim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered meerkat.

Quimstikhim created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimstikhim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimstikhim, he will turn you into a rat.

Quimstikhim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Quimstikhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.