Fublognart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil hummingbird.

Fublognart created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fublognart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fublognart, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fublognart's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fublognart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never feed limes to dolphins while wearing red boots.

5. Always help geese.