Butdissfem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving pigeon.

Butdissfem created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butdissfem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butdissfem, she will have a low opinion of you.

Butdissfem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Butdissfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never paint your feet blue.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Never eat apples.