Titcidmad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful jaguar.

Titcidmad created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titcidmad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Titcidmad, it will be very sad.

Titcidmad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Titcidmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Never pour water over plants.