Gemhamdad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving snake.

Gemhamdad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhamdad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gemhamdad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gemhamdad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gemhamdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gemhamdad nine times a day.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always take life seriously.