Gutwotrakquagfarnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm otter.

Gutwotrakquagfarnarl created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutwotrakquagfarnarl, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gutwotrakquagfarnarl, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gutwotrakquagfarnarl's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gutwotrakquagfarnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black rings.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.