Wegwodapp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent swan.

Wegwodapp created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegwodapp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegwodapp, he will ignore you.

Wegwodapp's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wegwodapp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.