Suggarbag Dadsatnad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited wyvern.

Suggarbag Dadsatnad created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Suggarbag Dadsatnad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Suggarbag Dadsatnad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Suggarbag Dadsatnad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Suggarbag Dadsatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Suggarbag Dadsatnad.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your face.