Fetnanlargyikbonwegyok is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable badger.

Fetnanlargyikbonwegyok created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnanlargyikbonwegyok, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fetnanlargyikbonwegyok, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fetnanlargyikbonwegyok's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fetnanlargyikbonwegyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Fetnanlargyikbonwegyok in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.