Sabgighog Vonhatvig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil meerkat.

Sabgighog Vonhatvig created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Sabgighog Vonhatvig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabgighog Vonhatvig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sabgighog Vonhatvig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sabgighog Vonhatvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.