Danlitwig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, passionate alligator.

Danlitwig created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danlitwig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Danlitwig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Danlitwig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Danlitwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing gray coats and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.

5. Never wear dresses.