Wabpakrig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody dugong.

Wabpakrig created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabpakrig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wabpakrig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wabpakrig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wabpakrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Wabpakrig.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.