Bumraglam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid badger.

Bumraglam created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bumraglam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bumraglam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bumraglam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bumraglam's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Hide if three gulls approach from the east.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.