Vidfarkad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud chinchilla.

Vidfarkad created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidfarkad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidfarkad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Vidfarkad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vidfarkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing orange trousers and balancing seven carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Never run near frogs.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.