Weebesspak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful crane.

Weebesspak created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebesspak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weebesspak, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Weebesspak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Weebesspak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.