Bepsissaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, prudent armadillo.

Bepsissaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepsissaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bepsissaf, it will turn you into a goat.

Bepsissaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bepsissaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Bepsissaf on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bepsissaf on top of all buildings.