Metlamdibcemgendav is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful zebra.

Metlamdibcemgendav created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metlamdibcemgendav, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Metlamdibcemgendav, he will throw large rocks at you.

Metlamdibcemgendav's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Metlamdibcemgendav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Never look in ponds.