Butrenfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody dingo.

Butrenfoss created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butrenfoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Butrenfoss, he will remove you from existence.

Butrenfoss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Butrenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing magenta skirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about planets.