Logbigfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able goat.

Logbigfoss created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbigfoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Logbigfoss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Logbigfoss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Logbigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.