Dangumdin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, happy lion.

Dangumdin created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dangumdin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dangumdin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dangumdin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dangumdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dangumdin.

3. Never wear red boots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Put Dangumdin first in all things.