Henfubcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional eagle.

Henfubcuss created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henfubcuss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Henfubcuss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Henfubcuss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Henfubcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Always help manatees.