Dutnarlsin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciful wasp.

Dutnarlsin created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutnarlsin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dutnarlsin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dutnarlsin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dutnarlsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Dutnarlsin first in all things.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.