Gomkabhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unselfish skunk.

Gomkabhub created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomkabhub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gomkabhub, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gomkabhub's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gomkabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near turtles.

2. You must pray to Gomkabhub nine times a day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.