Sterwiknur is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able naga.

Sterwiknur created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterwiknur, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sterwiknur, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sterwiknur's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sterwiknur's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sterwiknur.

2. Never talk about gravity near horses while wearing mauve corsets and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sterwiknur in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Sterwiknur must be the most important thing in your life.