Nulcubzandot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody human.

Nulcubzandot created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulcubzandot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nulcubzandot, it will turn you into a dog.

Nulcubzandot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nulcubzandot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about gravity near whales while wearing purple coats and balancing six carbon spheres on your neck.