Ruttbotspag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring jellyfish.

Ruttbotspag created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbotspag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ruttbotspag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ruttbotspag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ruttbotspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never jump in the presence of bats.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttbotspag.