Rillsinmut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless bee.

Rillsinmut created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillsinmut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rillsinmut, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rillsinmut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rillsinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillsinmut.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rillsinmut.

5. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing trousers.