Dobxinbig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless raven.

Dobxinbig created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobxinbig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobxinbig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dobxinbig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dobxinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobxinbig.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Do not kill dogs.