Lenlapcip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, resourceful fish.

Lenlapcip created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlapcip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lenlapcip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lenlapcip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lenlapcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to mice while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Do not take Lenlapcip's name in vain.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Always take life seriously.