Zakkinboss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced porpoise.

Zakkinboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakkinboss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakkinboss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Zakkinboss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zakkinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.