Mitbogstan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, passionate salamander.

Mitbogstan created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbogstan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitbogstan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mitbogstan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mitbogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Put Mitbogstan first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.