Hatxendun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever bird.

Hatxendun created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatxendun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatxendun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hatxendun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hatxendun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatxendun.

5. Do not commit murder.