Wipquafbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring wolf.

Wipquafbass created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipquafbass, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wipquafbass, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wipquafbass' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wipquafbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Run away from brown grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.