Tunbodnar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless swallow.

Tunbodnar created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbodnar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tunbodnar, he will turn you into a dog.

Tunbodnar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tunbodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tunbodnar.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help bats in need.