Godpigquimgut is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, humorless warg.
Godpigquimgut created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Godpigquimgut, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Godpigquimgut, she will come to you in dreams.
Godpigquimgut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Godpigquimgut's Holy Commandments
1. Do not bounce in public.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.
4. You must love Godpigquimgut.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.