Wadlarnlop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow wombat.

Wadlarnlop created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadlarnlop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadlarnlop, it will not care.

Wadlarnlop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wadlarnlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wadlarnlop's name in vain.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.