Flabyatlitcud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented faun.

Flabyatlitcud created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Flabyatlitcud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flabyatlitcud, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flabyatlitcud's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flabyatlitcud's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabyatlitcud.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Put Flabyatlitcud first in all things.