Lammuthad is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, merciful
ferret.
Lammuthad created viruses nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Lammuthad, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Lammuthad, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Lammuthad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Lammuthad's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
2. Never look at asteroids.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not kill goats.