Fotrengig is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, moody
dragon.
Fotrengig created water two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotrengig, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Fotrengig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Fotrengig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Fotrengig's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the south.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Fotrengig must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not make images of living things.