Gennillbin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless centaur.

Gennillbin created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennillbin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gennillbin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gennillbin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gennillbin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gennillbin.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gennillbin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Pray towards the west.