Henyarnab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tranquil scorpion.

Henyarnab created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henyarnab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Henyarnab, it will turn you into a frog.

Henyarnab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Henyarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Henyarnab on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing mauve trousers.