Jinquimyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane tortoise.

Jinquimyatt created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Jinquimyatt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinquimyatt, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jinquimyatt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jinquimyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jinquimyatt.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention porpoises.