Yattrigcar is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless
troll.
Yattrigcar created an atom four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yattrigcar, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Yattrigcar, he will turn you into a slug.
Yattrigcar's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Yattrigcar's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the east.
2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Yattrigcar in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never talk about chromosomes.