Metlimnad is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, confident
hamster.
Metlimnad created the world five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Metlimnad, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Metlimnad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Metlimnad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Metlimnad's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands black.
2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.
4. Never hurt dogs.
5. Feed all hungry eagles.